Daily Pervert Alerts for 19 Feb 2007
				

By popular demand, the Pervert Alerts that used to be shown
in the Dear Webby Humor Letter
have been moved to this page. .

If you are near any of these towns, please help shield the families of 

a fallen hero from the Westboro Baptist Church of Uncivilized Morons.

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These perverted morons harass the families of fallen soldiers, and others whom do 

not adhere to their heathen belief, during their funerals. They proclaim that 

their deaths are Gods punishment for non-discrimination laws. 

They frequently cower behind their children, which seems to be perfectly 

acceptable to the ACLU and justice officials.

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TAAAIA:

THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH OF UNCIVILIZED PERVERTED MORONS 
ARE PLANNING TO HARASS THE FUNERAL SERVICES OF OUR HEROES 
AT THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS ON THE DATES INDICATED.

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Mon., Feb.19 - at 10:15 a.m., 

  Marine Capt. Jennifer Harris  

at St. John the Evangelist Church, 174 Humphrey St., 

Swampscott, Mass. 



Mon., Feb. 19- at 11:15 a.m., 

  Army Capt. Donnie R. Belser Jr.  

at New Rising Baptist Church, 7400 London Ave., 

Birmingham, AL.



Mon., Feb.19 at 10:l5 a.m., 

  Army Sgt. Russell A. Kurtz  

at Henney Funeral Home, 6364 Library Rd., 

South Park, Pennsylvania.



Tue., Feb. 20 - at 1:15 p.m., 

  Army Staff Sgt. Alan Shaw  

at Church of Latter Day Saints, 13901 Quail Rd., 

Little Rock, Arkansas.



Tues., Feb. 20 - at 9:00 a.m., 

(FMF)  Marine PO1 Gilbert Minjares Jr.  

at St. Raphael Parish, 2301 Zanzibar Rd., 

El Paso, Texas.



Tue., Feb. 20 - at 9:15 a.m., 

  Army Sgt. James Holtom  

at Treasure Valley Baptist Church, 1300 Teare Ave., 

Meridian, Idaho.



Wed., Feb. 21 - at 2:15 p.m., 

  Army Sgt. Robert B. Thrasher  

at Mt. Vernon Memorial Park, 8201 Greenback Lane, 

Fair Oaks, Calif. 



Wed., Feb. 21 - at 8:15 a.m., 

  Marine Sgt. Maj. Joseph J. Ellis  

at Arlington National Cemetery, 

Washington D.C. (Arlington, VA)



Wed., Feb. 21- at 9:45 am., 

  Army Spc. Nicholas P. Brown  

at Ft. Bliss Sage Hall, Gateway Blvd. & Monroe Ave., 

El Paso, Texas.



Thur., Feb. 22 - at 10:45 a.m., 

  Navy PO 3rd Class Manuel A. Ruiz  

at Frampton Funeral Home, 216 N. Main St., 

Federalsburg, MD. 



Fri., Feb. 23 - at 9:15 a.m., 

  Army Pfc. Raymond M. Werner  

at Cloverdale Church of God, 3755 S. Cloverdale Rd., 

Boise, Idaho.



Sun., Mar. 4 - at 12:15 p.m., 

  Marine Sgt. Travis D. Pfister  

at Memorial Service #2, TRAC Exhibition Hall, 6600 Burden Blvd., 

Pasco, WA.





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I am not endorsing those non-discrimination laws. Military
hiring practises should not be dictated by the ACLU.
However, I applaud ANY ACTION to shield the bereaved
families of miners and war heroes, - who had absolutely
nothing to do with the Government giving in to the ACLU -,
from those despicable Westboro Baptist Morons.

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